Total Medals Earned: 14,567 (From
2,271 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 283,225 Points
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Little fella followed us here from the first R&C department. Think this one was Blue Eyes III. BluJu2 to his friends.
That's two. Place your bets on how many cock jokes we get through by Christmas Day.
A chicken of extra-terrestrial origin. I was on vacation during its discovery, otherwise it wouldn't be named "Hominid" when it's clearly not a bloody ape!
Alright, I'll drop the researcher schtick for a second. This one is more recognisable if I copy the colours straight from an episode of Salad Fingers. But I chose bright colours on a black background and us professional artists have to stick to our guns.
This one, on the other hand, is barely recognisable regardless. Worth it for another cock joke though.
Where the hell does he keep getting that? No, don't name him after it!
These two always seem to go together bringing the added confusion of how they're both named Dad. Obviously not an issue this time so I don't know why you even brought it up.
Went to download the music from Tricky's Sexy Dance. Said you need permission to use it and I don't even know if that user's active anymore. Don't know the name of the tune to google it so just recorded it from Bottom, the one other place I remember hearing it. Realised it's probably somewhere in the credits for Castle Crashers afterwards. Later stopped giving a crap about using music without permission anyway, making this whole endeavour the very definition of pointless.
We have the aforementioned colour issue, also think I should've made him wider, not to mention the fact that who even remembers Cuboy anyway? At least we can be positive in calling this particular experiment a certified failure. Sending to incinerator.
Note to self: Next year, name the damned things first to avoid making the same gag twice and having to go back and change the last one.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a higher than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the delicious orange flavour, I'm sure.
Experiments on these ones seem to have a lower than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the disgusting mustard flavour, I'm sure.
As previously alluded to, I like Joel G's Margo better but I already do two other cute green girls later.
It's Rebutia by Bacun. Wanted to add a couple of characters I haven't done anything with before.
Stella by 3amsoda. Obviously some variety would be preferable but, the most memorable recurring character of this year was another green lady, I don't know what to tell you.